who ll b driving d car?
a robber
a gangster
n
a murderer
r in d same car.
who ll b driving d car?
a POLICE OFFICER!
Mujhe to aankhe band karne par b dikhayi deta hai
Santa:Mujhe to aankhe band karne par b dikhayi deta hai
Banta:Acha! Kya dikhta hai?
Santa:Andhera
Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai
Boss-Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai
Bnta-nahi sir
Boss-Niche kya dekh rahe ho meri taraf dekho
Par tujhe padha likha b to hona chahiye
Tere dil me 1 chota sa kona chahiye
Tu ha to na chandi na sona chahiye
Bhar to du main SMS se inbox tera,
Par tujhe padha likha b to hona chahiye
Saala phone utha k bolta he ghar pr nhi he
Santa fixed an answering machine
2 days later he disconnected it bcoz he was getting
complaints like
Saala phone utha k bolta he ghar pr nhi he
Santa likes to study in front of the mirror
Santa likes to study in front of the mirror.
Why?
1-revision ka time bachta hai
2-combined study hoti hai
3-ek dusre ke doubts clear kar sakte hai.
HUM DeTAAL K SIWA KUCH LAGATE NHi
DIL K DARD KO ZUBA PAR LATE NAHI
HUM APNI ANKHO SE AANSU BHATE Nh
ZAKHM CHAHE KITNA HI GAHRA KYUN NA HO
HUM DETOL KE SIWA KUCH LAGATE NHI
Pant ki silayi kitni he?
Santa-Pant ki silayi kitni he?
Tailor-Rs.150.
Santa- chaddi ki?
Tailor-Rs.50.
Santa- Ok. Chaddi hi sila de par lambayi pairon tak
rakhna
Kash koi 'exam result' ka insurance kara deta
Kash koi 'exam result' ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ke pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote to thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete
Ghar mein aag lag gayi, aag lag gayi!!
Santa: Ghar mein aag lag gayi, aag lag gayi!!
Banta: Mujhe kya??
Santa: Bevkoof! Tere ghar mein lagi hai!!
Banta: Fir tujhe kya??
Hindi expansion of "ICICI"
What's the Hindi expansion of "ICICI" ?
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"Me dekha me dekha me"
Exam HATAO trees Bchao
2 trees Katne pr 15 paper bante h
which we use in one exam Join us to save trees
SAY NO TO EXAMS Forward it 2 all good students
Exam HATAO
trees BACHAO
Jab Bv Marti He To Pata Nhi Chalta
Banta-Tuje Sharab Pasand Hai Ya Bv?
Santa-Sharab
Bnta-Q
Snta-Jab Bv Marti He To Pata Nhi Chalta
Ek din baraat lekar aani Hai
Boy:Kya main aapka Address jaan sakta hu?
Girl:Q?
Boy:Ek din baraat lekar aani Hai
reason 4 divorce
Whatz d main reason 4 divorce
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Maraige yaar !
Ye bhi pata naheen..
Santa's PhD THEORY:
Santa's PhD THEORY:
MOON is More Important then SUN
Coz
"It gives Light at Night When Light is Needed & SUN gives Light during Day When Light is Not Needed!
Ab aakhri sawal 1 crore ka...
Amitabh: Ab aakhri sawal 1 crore ka
wat is ur father's name?
Santa hasne laga.
Amitabh: Has Kyo rahe ho?
Santa: Aapne options to diye he nahi...
Pappu-Hafte Me Ek Hi Baar Nahata Hu
Teacher: Tum Desh Ke liye Kya Karte Ho
Pappu: Pani Ki Bachat
Teacher: Kaise
Pappu: Hafte Me Ek Hi Baar Nahata Hu
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